Gladiator Junior Edition

I realized that I never posted the outcome of the American Gladiator style match between young Anakin Skywalker, Harry Potter, and Gibson from the X-Files. Granted, we never got any response from any of you, so either no one cared or everyone thought the outcome was obvious.

Which it is.

Though he lacks the same powers as his opponents, Gibson spent like an entire season living in a nuclear reactor. Which he survived, but which must have made him radio active. Which means that just being in the arena with him will lead to radiation poisoning. Thereby shortly after the match begins, Harry and Anakin are left weakened, stripped of their powers, but with healthy tans.

And Gibson strolls out to be forgotten like a dangling plot thread once more.

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